Cosplay
Aragorn, you don't think you get enough credit? It's a tall order to take the ring bearer to Mordor, but you are the one who can accomplish it. You will fight to the very end as long as you can remember Arwen, even though the Fellowship may have been momentarily destroyed. For now, though, you have to reach Rohan. There is a long trip ahead of you, and Sauron's spies prowl the plains as man, beast, and everything in between. It's only fair that you offer Arwen your dick in exchange for her giving up her immortality. After all, isn't that what love is all about? This sultry Elvish nibble is craving your dick in her throat. Your dick will be more resilient than Frodo's Mithril armour when you see her take off that gorgeous outfit. The possibility that this Elvish pussy is too wonderful is the only issue. Maybe you should take back your offer to assist Frodo so you may continue having fun. You mean Legolas and Gimli will be alright on their own?
