Nubia A XXX Parody

You've been informed that a gold cache has been discovered concealed in a city center loft. Your intelligence indicates that the facility is essentially unsecured, meaning that the gold belongs to you. You hear a disturbance while looking for the items, and your accomplice is suddenly thrown across the room. At this point, you recognize that you are completely screwed. Nubia has you ensnared in her lasso of truth before you even realize it. She warns you that you will be turned over to the police once you tell her everything and more. This is not one you can battle your way out of, but it is one you might be able to fuck out of.