Han, you really threw yourself into it this time, didn't you? You were wrong to put your trust in Lando. You were frozen in carbonite by the villain after he turned you over to Vader. You're lucky that Leia has been monitoring you. Jabba forced her to put on that attractive tiny slave bikini, and then she booked that fat fuck for your holding area by choking it. Too many times to count, you've woken up to blasters in your mouth, irate debt collectors, and a grumpy Chewbacca, but never to see Leia in a bikini and collar. She's so wet you could wring her panties out, yet she's pleased to see you again. Allow this large-chested babe to resurrect you with a fuck. This is the moment you have been waiting for, but act quickly—bounty hunters are still out for you.