Cosplay
Mario, it appears like Bowser is once more pursuing his nefarious plans. You have to free Luigi from his captivity. You've made it to the Mushroom Kingdom today, and you're seeing Princess Peach for advice. Peach is the ideal person to help you get into fighting shape; you need someone like that. See her go to her knees and deliver a blowjob that will have you growing more quickly than the regular mushroom you eat. Enter her small, tight pussy and fuck her till you get an orgasm. After you've completely blown her away, get back to work.
