you know this is wrong...

And I understand; take a look at your wife and at me. It feels so much better to jerk at my flawless porn star figure than to fuck your unattractive wife. And doesn't it make you feel even more attracted just to know that it's wrong? However, let's escalate this further because I want to make it even harder for you. Smelling erotic enhancers will guarantee that the sensation of jerking on me turns into the nicest thing you've ever experienced, which is what I want you to do. You won't be able to get serious about her at all because I'll have you jerking and sniffing at me nonstop LOL. If you think about me, though, you might be able to get hard for her. So it will resemble you? Every time you fuck her, you're cheating on her, LOL!